amporeon:

basedmadoka:

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

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I HAVE WAITED FOR SO LONG TO FIND THIS AGAIN

kawaii-afro-fluff:

artofseductionlxix:

deejaypurp:

clarknokent:

weloveshortvideos:

Only black people

That’s why we’re awesome nigga

niggas lol

so we gon act like that beat wasnt hot

omfggg

co0lpopcorn:

memelovingfuck:

yesterday in the car my mom said “theres always the one gay twin out of a pair” and my twin brother and I shot a glance at one another because we’re both the gay twin

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midget-banana:

hijackspace:

thehttydblog:

modern-hiccup:

Me and my sibling can go from

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to

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in like three seconds 

#MY LIFE

on a scale from disney to dreamworks what’s your sibling relationship

MARVEL

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bohemianrhapsodomy:

thorkiporn:

bohemianrhapsodomy:

did u know it’s physically impossible to write smut in comic sans

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OH MY GOD

esm398:

jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares

Pizza understands

homosexual-titan:

twentyonepivots:

dykestorm:

ohboyafangirl:

We’re discussing scent and pheromones and oh my god

LESBIANS CAN LITERALLY DETECT OTHER LESBIANS BY SENSE OF SMELL AND WILL AUTOMATICALLY PREFER THE SCENT OF OTHER LESBIANS

LIKE THERE IS SCIENTIFIC PROOF OF THIS I LOVE IT I LOVE PHEROMONES

This explains gay-dar. It’s not a sense of just knowing it’s the fact that we can fucking smell each other

eau de homosexual

its not just lesbians

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fallen-weeping-angel:

lumos5000:

bowtiesarecool4:

hogwartskidsproblems:

voldemort-x:

deduction-to-seduction:

isabella-jameston:

high-functioning-sociopaths:

nosheetjohnlock:

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i love how this went full circle

I just had to scroll back up because OH MY GOD IT DID

alythecreator:

swag-pizza-with-extra-yolo:

white boys need to be stopped

my noodle is 7

alythecreator:

swag-pizza-with-extra-yolo:

white boys need to be stopped

my noodle is 7

bitch-about-it:

My sister forgot how to say “turn up the volume” so she said “zoom in on the sound”

comicbookactionsidekick:

sueishappy:

"and that is why pink ribbons are for boobies." -hank green

Things I did not know until now. DAMNIT HITLER.